What's all the fighting aboot?

Canada, we need to talk. When it comes to subverting the system and standing tall against the man when the rights of a population are being encroached upon, I'm right there with you. Honestly, I am. But, there's one thing you have to understand. Are you listening, Canada? Regarding the G20 riots in Toronto... Fighting with riot police is not a form of protest. Torching a police car isn't standing up for your rights. It's fighting with riot police and torching a police car. You're not making a point and you're sure as hell not changing anything. You're being silly and ignorant. Now, I know what you're going to say, Canada. "We're fighting to give the power back to the people." Really? Have you ever read a freakin' book? A magazine? Watch the news? The people haven't had the power for a long, long time. And, a bunch of hippies, drunken imbeciles, stoners and drifters aren't going to change that by taunting a large group of cops with helments, shields, and clubs. Besides; you're Canada. In the words of George Carlin (may he rest in whatever state he wishes) you're "America's hat". I love hockey and beer as much as you do! But, if there is one thing I've learned by living in America, it's that taunting the police does not create an opportunity for open, constructive dialogue. It creates an opportunity to get the living shit kicked out of you. Rightfully so! I watched a video where one of you yell "this is OUR street". Oh really, Francis? It seems to me the street belongs to the folks with the helmets, shields and clubs. If you all need an outlet for your aggression, why don't you stick to what you know, Canada. Go have a stout, lace up your skates, grab a stick and puck, get your asses out on the ice and beat the shit out of each other there. At least America will have something worthwhile to watch. We might even respect you more. Probably not. But it'll probably be better than spending the weekend in jail with a head injury recovering from the tear gas.

Devine Disappointment

I'm beginning to think that if God truly does exist, he settled for very little. Have you looked around lately?

Fuckin' Pay Attention!

Everyone needs to think about how awesome I am. Right now. Seriously - I'll wait. Let's face it, most of you have nothing better to do.

Janis Joplin

1. Ugly
2. Drunk
3. Couldn't sing

Doesn't seem like we're missing much, does it?

Pachouli - The fragrance of failures

Wouldn't it be funny if later we find out that Dave Matthews hates hippies? I'd love to see the reactions of these nimrods. Problem is, they'd probably be too stoned to react.

Smells Like Crappy Music

Can we do away with Nirvana? For just a little while? Seriously, every time I turn the radio station to get away from these guys, they show up again.

Newsflash: Kurt Cobain was a heroin-slamming, long-haired, white-trash imbecile. His contribution to music was miniscule and tepid at best. Ah, but there is a bright side to all this. He's dead.

What's all the crying aboot?

I read Tuesday on CNN.com that a Canadian teenager cried while being interrogated at Guantanamo Bay, and I couldn't help but wonder why that's news. Not just news - The top headline! What better way to breed sympathy with the enemy and distrust of the government than to show video of some shit-head foreigner crying because he's being asked some questions. You know what I say? Fuck him! Here's a little tip... Don't associate with known terrorists, supporters of terrorism, terrorist sympathizers, nutjobs and dirtbags, and you have nothing to worry about. Don't involve yourself in a religion that practices murder every day in countries all over the world. Personal accountability - Have we forgotten about THAT? Evidently. Besides, where is all the video footage of the 2,976 funerals that were held because of 9/11? We're not seeing many crying family members on CNN headlines, are we? Maybe they've moved on and forgotten all about their loved ones murders. Bullshit! But CNN has. They sure have.

By the way, of the 2,976 people that died, 2,740 were American citizens. 236 were from foreign countries. I'm betting Canada lost a few. I wonder what these bleeding hearts think about that, if they think at all...