Pachouli - The fragrance of failures

Wouldn't it be funny if later we find out that Dave Matthews hates hippies? I'd love to see the reactions of these nimrods. Problem is, they'd probably be too stoned to react.

Smells Like Crappy Music

Can we do away with Nirvana? For just a little while? Seriously, every time I turn the radio station to get away from these guys, they show up again.

Newsflash: Kurt Cobain was a heroin-slamming, long-haired, white-trash imbecile. His contribution to music was miniscule and tepid at best. Ah, but there is a bright side to all this. He's dead.

What's all the crying aboot?

I read Tuesday on CNN.com that a Canadian teenager cried while being interrogated at Guantanamo Bay, and I couldn't help but wonder why that's news. Not just news - The top headline! What better way to breed sympathy with the enemy and distrust of the government than to show video of some shit-head foreigner crying because he's being asked some questions. You know what I say? Fuck him! Here's a little tip... Don't associate with known terrorists, supporters of terrorism, terrorist sympathizers, nutjobs and dirtbags, and you have nothing to worry about. Don't involve yourself in a religion that practices murder every day in countries all over the world. Personal accountability - Have we forgotten about THAT? Evidently. Besides, where is all the video footage of the 2,976 funerals that were held because of 9/11? We're not seeing many crying family members on CNN headlines, are we? Maybe they've moved on and forgotten all about their loved ones murders. Bullshit! But CNN has. They sure have.

By the way, of the 2,976 people that died, 2,740 were American citizens. 236 were from foreign countries. I'm betting Canada lost a few. I wonder what these bleeding hearts think about that, if they think at all...

Country-fied

I've decided that if I were a back woods hick, I would name my children after guns. Even if I didn't WANT children, I would have them, so I could name them after guns. It would be pretty darn cool, I'll tell you that much.

One of those little mysteries....

You know occasionally, you'll get a call from someone, and maybe you left your phone somewhere, so you didn't have a chance to answer it... But just a few minutes after the person calls you, you find your phone, and call them back... In this situation, I think it's inexcusable for the person who called originally not to answer their phone. Every time it happens, I think to myself: "You just called me... How are you not available?"

Two Cents

If I hear that grotesque "Suicidal/Beautiful Girl" song by Sean Kingston one more time, I'm liable to do something terrible.

Was Barry Bonds well on his way to break Hank Aaron's home run record before taking steroids? Yes. Did the sun still come up, and life go on, despite the fact Bonds obtained the new home run record? Yes. As for me, when it happened, I was walking to the water fountain at work. I didn't even break stride.

Quote of the Day:

"Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower." - Unknown Marine Corps. Drill Instructor