Country-fied

I've decided that if I were a back woods hick, I would name my children after guns. Even if I didn't WANT children, I would have them, so I could name them after guns. It would be pretty darn cool, I'll tell you that much.

One of those little mysteries....

You know occasionally, you'll get a call from someone, and maybe you left your phone somewhere, so you didn't have a chance to answer it... But just a few minutes after the person calls you, you find your phone, and call them back... In this situation, I think it's inexcusable for the person who called originally not to answer their phone. Every time it happens, I think to myself: "You just called me... How are you not available?"

Two Cents

If I hear that grotesque "Suicidal/Beautiful Girl" song by Sean Kingston one more time, I'm liable to do something terrible.

Was Barry Bonds well on his way to break Hank Aaron's home run record before taking steroids? Yes. Did the sun still come up, and life go on, despite the fact Bonds obtained the new home run record? Yes. As for me, when it happened, I was walking to the water fountain at work. I didn't even break stride.

Quote of the Day:

"Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower." - Unknown Marine Corps. Drill Instructor